Citing lackadaisical parenting and a penchant for turning designer tunics into tacky miniskirts, US Weekly recently published a mental illness report card for Britney Spears.

Spears' crazy credentials, as pointed out by UCLA visiting psychiatry professor Carole Lieberman include:

Difficulty with everyday life: Spears' general confusion, including the fact that she recently needed directions to her own home, indicates "drugs or mental illness, according to Dr. Lieberman.

Wild mood swings: Spears' ability to go from all-night partying to crying in her car indicates that she's "spinning out of control."

Prolonged apathy: For example, Spears' apparent indifference to losing her kids paired with her disintegrating personal appearance. "People stop caring when they get depressed," said Lieberman.

Poor eating and sleeping habits: Spears' typical wake up time: 1 p.m. Typical brunch: Taco Bell, McDonald's and Pizza Hut.

Excessive anxieties: Turns out, Spears' constant quote, "I look ugly," is all about profound insecurity in social situations.